"Indians."

“Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who’re in fact naughty.”

“Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.”

“Once they stop believing that it’s flat, I’ll make it round.”

“I told you that we’re an eco-friendly corporation.”

“I have to wear this stuff – my mom has a cold.”

“My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.”

“I’m sorry Mr. Weasly, but I have no presents for your inner child.”

“Fortunately, under my supervision, nothing goes unnoticed.”

“Love, honor, obey, and lower your expectations?”

Captionless: 'Up' 'Down'

“My dad has an imaginary friend, too. He calls his friend Santa Claus.”