“Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who’re in fact naughty.”

“Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.”

“We’ve been looking for our future C.E.O., and a star guided us here.”

“My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.”

“I’m sorry Mr. Weasly, but I have no presents for your inner child.”

“My dad has an imaginary friend, too. He calls his friend Santa Claus.”

“Not a single letter. I told you we should switch to e-mail and texting.”

“But I’m nice until proven naughty in a court of law, right?”