“Paula, send in someone who agrees with everything I say.”

“He’s thirty and still with his parent company.”

“Your account was inactive for over 30 days, sir, so we bought donuts with it.”

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“That’s Winifred. She left the rat race for the brat race.”

“A billion is a thousand million? Just to be on the safe side, run it by the accounting department.”

“We’ve been looking for our future C.E.O., and a star guided us here.”

“Don’t forget to pay dividends to your stockholders.”

“I told you that we’re an eco-friendly corporation.”

“Of course, honey, we’ll talk—I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.”

“Yet another consultant from India, I guess.”

“Whether we get this deal or not, I think we’re dead.”