“There’s no reason to panic Mrs. Kripky. We haven’t prepared the bill yet.”

“Your account was inactive for over 30 days, sir, so we bought donuts with it.”

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“I like it, but the market might saturate quickly if we make it in stone.”

“That’s Winifred. She left the rat race for the brat race.”

“I have a gender question.”

“A billion is a thousand million? Just to be on the safe side, run it by the accounting department.”

“If you connect these dots, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll know our financial position.”

“We’ve been looking for our future C.E.O., and a star guided us here.”

“Don’t forget to pay dividends to your stockholders.”

“I told you that we’re an eco-friendly corporation.”

“Of course, honey, we’ll talk—I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.”