“Oh yeah? Well, My dad can nuke your dad.”

“No business all day—I told you this place needed a website.”

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“What size would you like ma’am — e-mail, blog, or world wide web?”

“If I don’t love you, Susan, why’d I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?”

“Sorry, but we’re not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.”

“Of course, honey, we’ll talk—I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.”

“Yet another consultant from India, I guess.”

“I wish you’d stop bringing your work home with you.”

“We need to add an eleventh—thou shalt not spam.”

“She blogged her first word today.”

“Desires are like pop-up windows. You close one, another will pop up.”