“Fortunately, under my supervision, nothing goes unnoticed.”

“This one’s for marrying him, and this one’s for raising the kids.”

“We need to add an eleventh—thou shalt not spam.”

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“She blogged her first word today.”

“It’s bad news, but for a small fee we can make it sound like good news.”

“Love, honor, obey, and lower your expectations?”

“My client would like to enter a plea of insanity, Your Honor, and, frankly, I’m feeling a little whacko myself.”

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“Excuse me while I slip into a more comfortable color.”

“Don’t forget to nuke the bastards.”

“Desires are like pop-up windows. You close one, another will pop up.”