“I did this one when I ran out of oil colors.”

“A billion is a thousand million? Just to be on the safe side, run it by the accounting department.”

“If you connect these dots, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll know our financial position.”

“Once they stop believing that it’s flat, I’ll make it round.”

“Don’t forget to pay dividends to your stockholders.”

“Yeah, I was the same way ― quiet, mostly kept to myself...”

“This one’s for marrying him, and this one’s for raising the kids.”

“It’s bad news, but for a small fee we can make it sound like good news.”