“I did this one when I ran out of oil colors.”

“Paula, send in someone who agrees with everything I say.”

“He’s thirty and still with his parent company.”

“There’s no reason to panic Mrs. Kripky. We haven’t prepared the bill yet.”

“Your account was inactive for over 30 days, sir, so we bought donuts with it.”

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“I like it, but the market might saturate quickly if we make it in stone.”

“That’s Winifred. She left the rat race for the brat race.”

“Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who’re in fact naughty.”

“A billion is a thousand million? Just to be on the safe side, run it by the accounting department.”

“What size would you like ma’am — e-mail, blog, or world wide web?”

“If you connect these dots, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll know our financial position.”